| he is legend |
[May. 25th, 2006|08:00 pm] |
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| | yeah yeah yeahs - something like a phenomena | ] | So the other night my friend proposed to his girlfriend.
He invited all of his friends and all of her friends down to the local for karaoke night where he proceeded to "serende" her with Savage Cabbage - Truly Madly Deeply (her favourite ditty) then popped the question.
It would've had to of been one of the most schmaltzy, sappy acts of proposing ever. Kinda of like when you see/watch something so soppy and lubbydubby happen, that everything sorta goes fuzzy and looks like someones smeared mayo over the camera lense (erm, or eyes in this case). Anyways, it was still a pretty 'good' way to propose (I have no idea on how to rate propositions with a scale of words). As tacky as it might've been, she was stoked it happened how it did.
Things got a bit crazy after that. Everyone was a bit cheery-happy and there was lots of champers flying around. My last memory before leaving was dancing on stage with a bottle of it and "singing' Khe Sahn, oops.
The old boy just got back from overseas. In two weeks he went to the UK, USA and Canada for some soccer-work related stuff. He brought me back some cool shirts and a shitload of English newspapers. Seriously, if you're one of those papparazzi-trash-celeb-news-lovin' types, UK tabloid papers would make you damp in pants. They're so ridiculous and in your face with terribly punny headlines and trashy news it's no wonder how people get hooked and totally live off it.
Um what else has been happening lately? I've been cracking the shits about work as of late but whats new? OH a watermelon dropped off my vine :D it's not really big enough for good eatin' but thats not my intention. I'm going to raise him as were my own, then when he's ready I shall gently break him into the rest of his melon-like brethren so that he may earn their respect before flying north for the winter.
Eh enough drivel, heres a photo -

:)
I'm off to bed Remember kids: if the itch is a bitch, the appointment means ointment! pce |
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| krops pie |
[May. 24th, 2006|09:19 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | goin' bopsy for ol kropsy | ] |
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| | tool - the pot | ] | vhs says: i bet your pissed on the mouthwash vhs says: at your friends house vhs says: approaching his mum vhs says: giving her a slap on the arse and saying vhs says: "geez your orright for an old duck arent ya" vhs says: before you get a chance to slur more charm in her direction, she yells in her shrill ocker voice vhs says: "fffuck youuuu ya fucking arsehole, simmo get this dropkick outta here!" vhs says: whilst youre still unaware of whats just been said because your still giving the inticement of the 'hammy hill shuffle' which involves rubbing your thighs suggestively and raising your eyebrows up and down at the target, your friend starts bumrushing you to leave vhs says: "hhang on, whut the ffffucks garn orn ere then ayyyyyy?" is all your able to say vhs says: "yew cracked on to me mum timmo, thats just not fucking cricket up yokine way mate" vhs says: "whaddaye mean im in fucking yokine yew drongo?" you say vhs says: "this is yokine fuckwit, what you doing here anyway ay i dont even know you" vhs says: "ugh?" you grunt "aw fuck sorry mate, i thought this was fucking kununurra ayyyyy" vhs says: "strike me flamin ruth" says alf vhs says: "ill be on me way then ay no ard feelings, not me fault ya mums the ducks nuts wayheyyy" vhs says: "yeh on ya bike deadbeat, dont let me see you round ere again" warns mr yokine vhs says: "reckon you could slab us some goon and busfare, fucking spent me last few bucks on some morphine" vhs says: OH KROPSY vhs says: FIN
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| <3 |
[May. 5th, 2006|08:33 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | wahoooo | ] |
| [ | music |
| | peeping tom - mojo (feat. dan the automator and rahzel) | ] | Now roll it up and smoke it again Now light it up and snort it again Now fix it up and shoot it again I can't believe I did it again
I've said it before and i'll say it again: gay for Patton
Other news/shit: - Quit smoking; patches are a godsend - Too many good albums coming out this year - Why is everyone else sick but not me? |
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| strange; |
[Apr. 16th, 2006|04:36 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | minds-a-boggling | ] |
| [ | music |
| | subwave - high hopes | ] | i just got invited to a 1st birthday party :|
like i'm well aware my friend (whos 19) has a kid as i have been around it and whatever else but its just spun me out, getting invited to kiddie parties now is just something i would've never expected
just one of things you assume happens only when everyone in your age group had a career, partner, mortgage, commodore and a white picket fence
other news: this tunes dope |
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| 3 down 1 to go |
[Apr. 16th, 2006|04:07 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | relaxed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | aphex twin - vordhosbn | ] | weekend has been fantastically good so far.
last night was dope. going 'camping' on ashs property tonight, hahaha.
found $10 schrap in my room, pack of naileys thx met |
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| take a ride on the WHY-ILD SIDEEEE |
[Apr. 14th, 2006|07:28 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | drunk&disorderlyyyyy\m/ | ] |
| [ | music |
| | motley crue - wildside | ] | i can't believe how much fun im having
ive spent all of today being drunk and listerning to music i should do this more often
excellent when served with a beverage: iron maiden - the number of the beast, run to the hills (NWOBHM \m/)
dragonforce - through the fire and the flames (ridicously fast, cheesy power metal at its finest)
zz top - legs
the gossip - standing in the way of control (all chick band from seppoville. the singer sounds like a mo town singer and shes more of a cracker than i am)
blacksunempire - ashpyxiation, bombrun, b-negative (dark,bassy dnb with sci fi samples MAKES ME DAMP IN PANTS_
dj hidden - empty streets
nasenbluten - cuntface (ITS GABBA BUT ITS PURE AUDIBLE TESTOSTRONE RARRRRRRRRRRRR)
motley crue - wildside, dr feelgood (glam metal at its finest)
the black dahlia murder - miasma (an album about the fucked up things that bands do/see on tour. kickass black/death/thrash album made by guys that are only like 20-22)
andrew wk - party hard, she is beautiful (seriously, party rock at its finest. all he sings about is partying, pure novelty use)
ministry - just one fix
and last but not least aphex twin - vordsbn the last song is just incredible. i cant describe how hauntingly fantastic its is. its just got some many parts in it that make you go to someone "OH OH WAIT WAIT THIS IS THE BEST BIT!" much love to sigrid for making me recherish it. <3 drukqs (the album, not russell)
had an awesome time last night and now im going out soon to catgch up with ash and nell. this long weekends been great and it hasnt even started. cant wait till tomorrow night!
much love to all you lj cunts! |
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| beepbeepbeepboopbeepbeepbop |
[Apr. 11th, 2006|09:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | tip top | ] |
| [ | music |
| | china syndrome | ] |

:D
God bless those Goons. SA<3
I had a good day. No particulary reason though, it just went along swimmingly I guess. We got bogged in the doooonnz in Bunbury because Boss thought it'd be a good idea to go 4WDing. That was a laff, phew.
Looking forward to the weekend, xxxxxxxlong :) parties and hopefully going up to Lancelin for a night too.
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[Apr. 3rd, 2006|02:43 pm] |
reminiscence and ambience can be a real downer sometimes
doesn't help that i'm on here though |
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| hoooommmmm |
[Mar. 10th, 2006|09:43 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | generators and air con | ] | Just a quick update on the latest adventures of Vidzy
Currently typing this out at Compressor Station 2 out near Nanutarra roadhouse, which is approx. 400kms SW of Karratha.
The trip up to the Pilbara has been pretty fun and interesting so far. I've already got a few yarns to drunkenly regale peeps with :)
Looking forward to tomorrow, early start with a few hours work then driving back to Exmouth to go fishing with my Boss' Dad.
I'm probably up here until Monday or Tuesday, we have to hang around up this way cause getting parts flown up here from Perth on Sunday.
Anyway hope you're all doing well and I'll see yoons around later.
Pce oot frum up narf |
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| rolf harris |
[Mar. 5th, 2006|12:46 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | chilled; like my beverage | ] |
| [ | music |
| | between the buried and me - the silent circus | ] |

Rolf harris' all round
I just heard something funny. Ahhhh people and their petty dramas. Hilarious bidness. |
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| Hmmm. |
[Mar. 2nd, 2006|09:18 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | iffy, innit | ] |
| [ | music |
| | converge | ] | So I sat down to make a post about whats been going as of late but the only thing that comes to mind is work.
And i'm not going to talk about work because it bores people to tears.
...
I think I need a hobby. |
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| woopwoop |
[Feb. 21st, 2006|08:45 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | good | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Meshuggah - I | ] |
Today has been really, really weird. Lots of strange stuff happened, nothing directly associated with me but bizarre nonetheless.
Last week was le awesome. Especially Friday, I think I will list why Friday was so dope.
REASONS WHY VIDZY'S FRIDAY WAS SO DOPE -
a) 10am start (only cause I worked till late the night before but I digress)
b) Watching Channel [V] in the morning then WhatUwant came on with The Used hosting BUT they are forgiven because they requested Converge - When Eagles Become Vultures and Isis - In Fiction (!!!). Looks like BERT MCCRACKENCRACKINGMCCRACKEN is finally doing something right. Looks like I finally got WhatIwanted *badoomtsch*. Chuckles ++ when Bert said that he thinks that Converge are, ahem "PUNK ROCK"
c) Cruisey day at work consisting of mainly pick ups and deliveries in one of the work utes. Which meanst I spent the whole day driving around in the lovely weather, smoking and listening to Triple J.
d) Early knock off and getting paid for a full days work
e) Completely missing Freeway traffic and cranking Pantera - Cowboys From Hell, Psycho Holiday and Domination the whole way home.
e) Catching up with mates at the pub for a couple of pints then going to one of thems place for more drinks
Pretty perfect day if you ask me. On Saturday I had to work in Narrogin (200 clicks East of Armadale) which I was a bit bummed about because it was my Mum's birthday but she didn't mind and the extra money doesn't hurt either. Didn't get home till like 9.30pm which was a bit gay but I got to see Mum before she went to bed because she was merrily pissed :~) Then went to Zoey and Clives and got riotously drunk with them till the early hours of Sunday morning.
Works been great and I've been feeling alot damn better myself lately.
Buying my The Haunted ticket tomorrow, live Swedish metal \m/
Hopefully see some of yoons this weekend :) |
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| old faces |
[Feb. 3rd, 2006|05:12 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | okay | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Lamb Of God - As The Palace Burns | ] |
...and familiar places; generic last word rhyme #49376
Things have been fairly good at late. In the work department it's been great. Spent two days this week at inductions for minesites & refineries. On Wednesday I got my MARCSTA (Mining and Resource Contractors Safety Training Association, basically you need this ticket before you even set a toe on a minesite) and on Thursday I got my pass to Worley Parsons refinery/shipping port in Bunbury, Confined Space ticket and Personnel Lockbox (instead of danger/out of service tags you have to use padlocks, nothing really interesting just site protocol). I like the Bunbury site better than the Collie one, less out of the way and less Caustic Soda fumes boreing away at your lungs. Anyways, I get to go on a working 'holiday' for about 3 days next week. Get put up in a hotel in Bunbury town, all meals paid for and even $30 a night booze allowance. Thank yoons very much BHP Billiton.
I hung out with an old friend that I hadn't really seen for a few months the other night. He was a best mate then fucked me and his other friends off to be involved with the more scuzzy side of Perth. At one point it got really painful to see him because each time he was so fucked up on meth and whatever else, he just wasn't him anymore. But, he's stopped all that and whatever else and more or less back to normal. I was a bit hesitant about seeing him again, but in the end I'm gald I went. It was good to catch up and find out he's doing alright for himself now. Except for this bird he's shacked up with. I mean I've known the guy for years and years and I haven't seen him this happy. Though something just doesn't seem right and I think he's wayyy over his head. Regardless, it's good to see him back again.
Thinking about all the 'good old times' and namely last year really gets me down sometimes though. The above and another good mate both were going down a bad track, the other guy has had to skip town because of some dealer shit he got embroiled in. He's alive, but thats not the point.
Last year though I did lose someone I really cared for. I miss them so much. As stupid as it sounds, I wonder sometimes if they think about me, but I know that its not likely. It's not that they're uncontactable...just unreachable I guess, and theres nowt I can do about it.
Going out with the local crew this evening, got invited to a girl I used to work at Domino's withs party. Will probably hitch on down to the local afterwards too. Hopefully it'll be an alright night :)
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[Jan. 21st, 2006|11:30 pm] |
name: Joe :x: height: about 6 odd foot of grunt...or something :x: shoe size: 12 :x: hair color: brown :x: siblings: none :x: eyes: brown :x: high school: ocean reef shs (public schooling 4 lyfe y0!) :x: hometown: perth :x: favorite place: open road :x: favorite soda: take your sody pop and bash it up your arse :x: game system: SAY-GAAAAAA :x: favorite food: italian, mexican, bbq :x: favorite book: misc. fiction/history books that noone would care about :x: favorite pen: i like the pens i steal from ARW :x: favorite car: theres a few haha :x: favorite animal: dags. oh and penguins are pretty dope :x: waterbrand: servec cold? :x: favorite burger place: fast eddy's :x: favorite hobby: downloading too much music and not having enough time to listen to it :x: favorite friends: their all awesome :x: bar or club: heat as far as clubs go, velvet lounge is alright too. pubs/bars i only really like grungy locals where the beers cheap and so are the women if i just want to grab a few beers with friends. i can scrub up and drink somewhere decent if occasion calls though :) :x: favorite vitamins: sorry mate :x: favorite show: at the moment, drawn together :x: gold or silver: silver :x: favorite dog: boxers, british bulldogs and huskies. kerry blue terriers are alright too :x: favorite shirt: my hatebreed one i guess, i need to buy some more :x: favorite sport: rugby :x: favorite alcohol: vb, swan draught and all the other low-budget beers. rye whiskey and dry. bourbon and pepsi max (fuck up cunts!) :x: favorite computer: just don't :x: favorite fruit: apples, bananas, grapes :x: favorite songs: just don't :x: ketchup or salsa: ketchup :x: favorite milkshake: spearmint or chocmint :x: steak or lobster: STEAK :x: favorite colour: blue, red, black :x: favorite weather: winter blues :x: favorite state: WA :x: have a crush on someone: no not really :x: wish you could live somewhere else: yeah i guess, i wish -my- own space was better :x: think about suicide: nope :x: believe in online dating: not really. :x: think others find you attractive: i dunno? :x: want more piercings? yep :x: like cleaning: depends on what. my room? blerghh, my ears? oh baby :x: like roller coasters: yeah, even though the TWO in WA are SHIT :x: write in cursive or print: mix of the two i spose :x: last talked to: Dad :x: last thought of: someone :x: last showered: this morning :x: last cut your nails: yesterday :x: last did laundry: yesterday :x: last hugged a tree: sorry i'm not a dendraphiliac :x: last watched anime: don't :x: last prayed: didn't
for or against… :x: long distant relationships: go for it if you can do it :x: killing people: against :x: teenage smoking: up to them :x: driving drunk: sigh :x: gay/lesbian relationships: for :x: soap operas: against
have you… :x: ever cried over a boy: nope :x: ever been in a fist fight: yes :x: ever been arrested: nope :x: ever had a friend die: yes :x: ever dated a cousin: nope :x: ever used a gun: no :x: ever finished a puzzle: yes :x: ever got surgery: yep :x: ever got beat up: nope :x: ever hated someone: not really :x: ever made a huge mistake: yes :x: ever tried any drugs: haha :x: ever jogged a mile: yes, and some :x: ever played w/ someone’s feelings: not intentionally :x: ever had feelings for someone young: not really
what… :x: shoes do you wear: work boots or sneakers :x: are you scared of: dying :x: do you sleep in: boxers or nowt :x: did you eat for lunch: couple kebab sticks :x: is love: one of the best things in life if its on your side
number… :x: of times I have had my heart broken?: 2 :x: of hearts I have broken?: one i'm dead sure of :x: of girls I have kissed?: more than 20? :x: of boys I have kissed?: 0 :x: of guys/girls you've rejected?: only a couple :x: of drugs you've taken: ∞ haha, no not really but a fair few :x: of accidents you been in: nothing too serious :x: of people you lead on?: wouldn't know :x: of people you broke up with?: two :x: of people who have broken up with you?: none
do you think you are… :x: pretty: like a trampled flower :) :x: funny: i like to think so :x: hot: nah :x: friendly: yeah :x: ugly: probably :x: loveable: i hope so :x: caring: yeah :x: dorky: yeah :x: cocky: a bit too much for my own good sometimes :x: girly: nope :x: boyish: i'd say so :x: smart: yeah :x: pimp: nope :x: angel: maybe haha :x: gangster: holllaaaaaaa :x: god: nope
favourite… :x: four letter word: beer :x: five letter word: smoke :x: comedian: dave chappelle, rodney dangerfield :x: candy: milk bottles :x: cartoon: transformers :x: cereal: coco pops :x: chewing gum: pk :x: day of week: pay day i spose :x: least fave day: depends :x: jello flavor: purple :x: summer/winter: winter :x: trampolines or swimming pools: swimming pools
last person who last… :x: slept in your bed: myself :x: saw you cry: no one :x: made you cry: myself :x: you went to the movies with: i really can't remember the last time i went to the movies and for some reason, that makes me really sad :( :x: yelled at you: mum :x: sent you an email: teknoscape hahaha
have you ever… :x: said "i love you" and meant it?: yes :x: gone out in public in your pajamas?: only out the front to pick up the mail :x: kept a secret from everyone?: yes :x: cried during a movie?: yes :x: ever at anytime owned new kids on the block?: probably :x: planned your week based on the TV Guide?: nope :x: been on stage?: yes :x: been to New York?: no :x: been to California?: no :x: been to Florida?: no :x: Hawaii?: no :x: China?: no :x: Mexico?: no :x: Canada?: no :x: Europe?: yes :x: what time is it now?: 11.34pm :x: apples or bananas?: both :x: blue or red?: both :x: walmart or target?: target :x: spring or fall?: it's autumn cunt :x: what are you gonna do after you finish this?: go for a smoke, make myself another cordial, see whats on the box and then deliberate whether to goto sleep or stay up and watch something :x: what was the last meal you ate?: dinner :x: are you bored?: nah, i'm cool :) :x: last noise you heard?: the hum of the MACHINE :x: last smell you sniffed?: toast :x: last time you went out of state/province?: sydney 2003
friendship/love… :x: do you believe in love at first sight?: yeah it guess :x: do you want children one day & if so, how many?: two :x: most important thing to you in a friendship is?: humour, common beliefs/interests/morals, just generally not a complete cunt
random stuff… :x: criminal record?: nothing serious :x: do you speak any other languages?: nope :x: name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: bed and too much to list :x: piercings and where?: nipple :x: worst feeling in the world?: guilt and isolation :x: who you love: family and friends
your… :x: nickname(s): just vidzy really. theres a few other on-the-spot ones but thats about it :x: initials: JHG :x: how old do you look?: apparently a bit older with my shaved head :x: how old do you act?: depends :x: glasses/contacts?: contacts 97% of the time :x: braces: nope :x: do you have any pets?: dog called scout and a pet lemon tree called andy
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1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Thomas Ave near Kings Park
2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. i'll knock you out fucking printer cunt
3) What is the last thing you watched on TV? VH1 Top 20 karaoke songs
4) Without looking, guess what time it is. near 12am
5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 11.43pm
6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? the occasional dog barking
7) When did you last step outside? to have a cigarette
8) Before you started this survey, what did you look at? influencez haha
9) What are you wearing? grey socks, camo shorts, cotton briefs, ecko singlet
10) Did you dream last night? if i did i can't remember
11) When did you last laugh? today
12) What is on the walls of the room you are in? chipped paint, shadows fall/as i lay dying tour poster and a pinboard with posters/photos
13) Seen anything weird lately? yes
14) What do you think of this quiz? it's a bit much mate
15) What was the last film you saw? boy n the hood
16) If you became a multi-millionarie overnight, what would you buy? piss and a lot of it
17) Tell me something about you that I don't know. on my left shoulder i have a birthmark that looks like a smiley face and apparently one that says 'james' or 'jesus'
18) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? greed
19) Do you like to dance? yeah :)
20) George Bush: don't
21) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? violet, yeah i think thats a nice name
22) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? kid awesome, jethro barondude or percy
23) Would you ever consider living abroad? all the time
24) What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "you've had a bit too much to drink mate, move to the side and let these other people pass please" |
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[Jan. 17th, 2006|06:46 am] |
actually scrap that last post, i'd only just woken up from 1 hours sleep.
i'm getting paid for doing nothing, i've helped myself to many-a cold beverage and hot food and i get the rest of today off and paid for.
:) |
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[Jan. 17th, 2006|05:53 am] |
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why the fuck am i still at work, sitting behind a computer at a fish feast store at 5.54am? |
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| Marry Chrismoose |
[Dec. 25th, 2005|10:54 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | ho-hum | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Deftones - Minerva | ] |
Hope everyone has had/is having a good Xmas.
I'm pretty tired. Had to work in fucking Northam again yesterday for 15 hours. This week has been shit, especially work. Everyday having to drive 2 hours there and 2 hours back, working with a manic depressive, alcoholic sub-contractor that beats up his kids, under the sun on a sheeted roof for hours on fucking end.
Last night was good though. Had a nice relaxed dinner with Mum and Dad at a Thai resturant down the road then went to Jareds to have a few beers with the boys. Today has been good too, nice lay in with a stress-free present swap. I got a BDO ticket, a premium beer pack and some chocolate :)
Now I'm killing time before we goto our family friends' lunch thing at their house and then I'm shooting off to Zoey and Clives.
Fuck I hope things pan out alright over the next few weeks. I've just had enough of everything. |
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| She acts just like a nurse |
[Dec. 11th, 2005|09:22 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | relaxed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | A Perfect Circle - The Nurse Who Loved Me | ] | I decided to go outside for a smoke and a quiet drink by the pool. So I chucked a hoody on, sparked up, sipped back and fucking enjoyed the scenery. Couldn't be a better way to wind down the weekend.

And for added "fiddling-with-camera-settings-and-secretly-trying-to-take-a-cool-amateur-wanky-photo" fun-

I had a really good weekend. Last night and the following day was one of the best times I have in a while. Just had a blast with friends, new and old. Even hung out with some peeps I haven't spoke to/seen in yonks. Things on all fronts are pointing upwards at the moment. Just whats needed around this time of the year. |
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| T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-The Terrorist |
[Dec. 10th, 2005|03:59 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | DJ Vadim - The Terrorist | ] |
Well here is the promised photo update. Mainly consists the stupid things I do at work when I'm bored and, well not much else really.
Had a really chilled and relaxed (CHILLAXED!) night yesterday, which is all you can really ask for after working in Northam all day. Just watched a couple of movies and drank a few beers at Cheezy's with Phil and Russell,. Tonight theres a few things on, will probably goto Giselle's 18th though.
Anyway... ( GET ON WITH IT YOU TIT! ) </p>
Things have been a bit better as of late. Work hasn't been as brutal, things are good at home at the moment and the prospect of time off over Xmas/NY is exciting. I still really miss some people though. |
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